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Random Funny Conversation during office hours

About Annabelle Chong

Keelyn: You know about annabelle chong? I think she broke the guiness record of ~~~~~~
Colleague A: Is it?
Keelyn: Aiyah, later i surf net to show you the staticis

Keelyn surfing net, phone rings...
Keelyn: I'm surfing for info about annabelle chong, you know her or not?
Female Contractor on phone: Annabelle Chong XXX XXX huh? I know lah, she's
previously from ABC company one.
Keelyn: Huh? *think she dunno who is annabelle chong* YOU REALLY KNOW HER HUH?
Female Contractor on phone: Annabelle Chong XXX XXX correct or not? She's now working in my company...
Keelyn: dotz dotz dotz

On clothing...

Manager: Keelyn, I think you need to change your jacket.
Keelyn: Yah loh, wear so long already, looks a bit old liao hor
Manager: No lah, it looks small on you
Keelyn: dotz dotz dotz

On office furniture

Keelyn: Samy (<-Office Boy), Why this chair cannot tilt back one? How to adjust huh?

Samy: Keelyn, maybe you too heavy liao, that's why the chair doesnt move
Keelyn: dotz dotz dotz

On email spamming
Colleague receives viagra email spamming

Keelyn: Oh, they must know that you need it, that's why they send you this email!
colleague: I don't need this lah
Keelyn: dotz dotz dotz, All guys say that they don't need viagra lah
colleague: You want me to demostrate?
Keelyn: You want me to show you my middle finger?