Male & Female

Here's a sample of a regular conversation.
You tell me if any of you experience this also.
Well ... its the side marriage that no one gets to see.

M = Male
FM= Female

FM: I hungry
M: Ok lets go eat.
Where u want to go?
FM : I dunno ...anything lor
M : Ok lets go Lor 8 and eat?
FM : Dowan there have nothing to eat one.
(Bloody hell its a hawkers centre ok and they still say nothing to eat)
M : Ok the where u wan to go?
FM : I dunno ... Chin chye lah, anything lor
(WTF I juz suggested something and you said nothing to eat)
M : Ok if chin chye then go Long Hse lor.
FM : But there nothing to eat also lah.
M : Ok then go where?
FM : Dunno ...I said anything! chin chye lor.
M : Why dun u tell me where u want to go
FM : I dunno ...

[1 minute later]

FM : I not hungry liao
M : U better eat lah later u hungry
FM : Dowan , lets go home I not hungry already
(WTF between a space of 1 mins not hungry liao at this point you know you are dead)

3 hours later, when you are confortably at home watching TV or surfing net
FM : I hungry
M: I told you to eat just now what you dun want.
FM : Now I hungry how?
M : Ok i go buy food
FM : Dowan .. so late already
M: Nevermind I go buy
FM : No lah nvmnd, anyway its too late, I can't eat this late at night and its all your fault
(WTF - my fault again ...seessh)